Everyone has a Price

Got this email this morning:

From: Andrew
To: i@izs.me
Subject: Have a minute to talk about npmjs.org?

Hello,

We have a client interested in npmjs.org. Would you
consider selling the site?

Please let me know a day, time and phone number
you could speak about this possibility and we'll try
to make it work on our end.

I look forward to speaking with you.

Regards,

My reply:

From: Isaac Schlueter
To: Andrew

I will sell npmjs.org for USD $1,000,000,000.00.

Just so you know. If npmjs.org ever suddenly turns into some random e-commerce site or something, and I’m nowhere to be found, it’s because I’m crazy rich now and give zero fucks.