Robots, Ninjas, and Bears

Ninjas

  1. Ninjas are mammals.
  2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
  3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

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Robots

  1. Robots say that they love you.
  2. Robots pretend to be your friend.
  3. Robots might kill you in the end.

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Bears

  1. Bears are mammals.
  2. Bears eat fish.
  3. The purpose of a bear is to flip out and maul everyone.

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