Delusional Pets #
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| name | message |
|---|---|
| rockbot | I know you said no dogs, but can we pleeeeeeeease have a platypus-friendly office!? |
| isaacs | I don't know. Our office is pretty dry. They need water. |
| rockbot | That's why we'd get a tank! |
| isaacs | Isn't it also like, super cold here for them? |
| rockbot | They're nocturnal! So it'd just come out at night. |
| isaacs | Why not just imagine a platypus being here when you're home at night? This isn't a pet-friendly office, but it's definitely a delusion-friendly office. |
| rockbot | Really? |
| isaacs | Yeah, have you seen the spreadsheets and graphs we show investors? This is a startup, it's practically nothing but delusions! |