I know you said no dogs, but can we pleeeeeeeease have a platypus-friendly office!?
isaacs
I don't know. Our office is pretty dry. They need water.
rockbot
That's why we'd get a tank!
isaacs
Isn't it also like, super cold here for them?
rockbot
They're nocturnal! So it'd just come out at night.
isaacs
Why not just imagine a platypus being here when you're home at night? This isn't a pet-friendly office, but it's definitely a delusion-friendly office.
rockbot
Really?
isaacs
Yeah, have you seen the spreadsheets and graphs we show investors? This is a startup, it's practically nothing but delusions!