What I hear when you "just want to reach out directly" #
Note: this content is very old (2010-01-07).
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| name | message |
|---|---|
| Recruiter | I've got two positions for a Java contractor, a PHP developer position, and a Flash developer position, and I think they really speak to your skills as a developer. |
| Translation | I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU. |
| Translation | I HAVENT READ YUR REZUME, BIUT CUD YOU JUS SAY YES I NEED A BONUSES TO PAY FOR MY EXPENSVIE CAR, OK!?????!!! |
| Translation | BE A PAL AND TAKE THE JOB YUR A PRUGRMAMER, RITE? ITS ALL JUST CODEZ AND DRAWING WEB PAGES RITE SO WHATS THE DIFFRENCE!? |
| Recruiter | I realize that you're happy at your current position, but I just wanted to reach out to you directly to tell you about these exciting opportunities. |
| Translation | I ARE A DUMB |
| Translation | I THINK IF YOU HERE MY VOISE YULL TOTALY CHANGE UR MIND OMGLOLZ0RZ!! |
| Translation | THAY SED IN THE SEMINAR THAT THIS SCRIPT TOTLALY WORKS LIKE ALL THE TIEMS SO YOU HAFTA CALL ME BACK NOW |
| Translation | I SAID "REACH OUT" SO YOU KNOW THAT IM YUR FRIEND AND I TOTLALY CARE ABUOT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! |