Implication v. Causation

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isaaczschlueter let M = "is married"
isaaczschlueter let D = "gets a divorce"
isaaczschlueter all D is M
isaaczschlueter not all M is D
isaaczschlueter therefor D → M
isaaczschlueter divorce is the leading cause of marriage!
replicantkitty implication ≠ causation
isaaczschlueter that's the joke.
isaaczschlueter thanks for explaining it to me, i wasn't getting it already.
replicantkitty i like destroying humor
isaaczschlueter NEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!