They're not autistic, they're just... #
- smart
- passionate about mud
- really into math
- obsessed with bread
- rude
- really into trains
- really into JavaScript
- really into Pokémon
- insensitive
- hypersensitive
- very focused
- easily distracted
- single-minded
- an idiot
- a knowitall
- brutally honest
- inconsiderate
- temperamental
- introverted
- set in their ways
- lazy
- a workaholic
- not a fan of florescent lighting
- bothered by polyester
- a picky eater
- a nerd
- good at remembering movie lines
- good at remembering lyrics
- good at remembering names of greek gods
- good at remembering numbers
- good at remembering stuff
- bad at remembering to eat
- bad at remembering what day it is
- bad at remembering birthdays
- bad at remembering stuff
- bad with names
- bad with faces
- bad with big groups
- bad with people
- kinda deaf sometimes
- fidgety
- twitchy
- funny
- humorless
- easily annoyed
- oblivious to drama
- a drama queen
- annoying
(This list is not exhaustive.)